Rubber Duck.
You know why? Of course you don't. This blog is made for a reason, just like everything else in this world. Why do we eat? To avoid death. Why do we breathe? To avoid instant death. Why are you reading this? To find out what I'm getting to.
You see, we're all currently under a delusion. For the people who thought this blog is related to rubber duckies - you were under an illusion. To people who thought this might be interesting - it isn't, you're under an illusion. This isn't interesting, folks.
This is reality.
Do you get what I'm saying? Maybe. Or maybe you're just under the illusion that you do understand. Heh. Confused? That's what people call 'mind boggling'... Which technically, is also 'mind rape'. To avoid mind boggling situations and to see reality before anybody, to avoid getting your mind raped and illusions...
This is what the 'Rubber Duck' blog is for; long for 'RD'
Why the particular name? It's supposed to be 'Reality Ding'. When you meet reality, a 'ding' will appear - just like in Spongebob. Awesome. But too bad, the world was created without reality dings... And besides, it doesn't sound awesome enough. Rubber ducks are awesome, the way they comfort you and squeak.
Yeah.
Don't get me wrong, illusions are fine... when it comes to optical illusions. But when it's a real illusion, you need to be wary, dude. Don't fall for it. Here are some shockers that hopefully, will shock your delusion and add a bright 'ding' to your life.
Family. Who are they? People who love you? Not accurate enough.
They're actually random people gathered together as a family. You could have been strangers that are enemies or something. But you're not. Cool. So have you been appreciating your family members properly? Nobody's perfect, so of course you haven't. It's normal. Go appreciate them. You want to be appreciated, right? Everyone is here for a reason and their own uses. Appreciate them. And hey, especially your parents.
Lovers. Whatever you call them; boyfriends/girlfriends/awek/pakwe/makwe. Whatever.
If you're done with school and looking for marriage, it's cool. But when you're still in school. Man/Woman, that just isn't awesome. Don't delude yourself with this kind of love. You might think he/she loves you and would forever be there for you. It's crap. Why do you even love him/her in the first place? Because he/she listens to you? Wants to know about your day? Knows and loves everything about you?
Probably, but it could be a facade.
99.5% it is a facade.
Round it off and you get a facade.
It's up to you whether you want to round it off or not.
Dude, you want to know who fits all that category easily? Wants to know how your day went, what happened, knows and loves everything about you, and is seriously close to you? It's both your parents and God.
Sheesh, all your lover and whatever wants is... I'm not sure what they want. It depends.
But what I'm sure is, they're deluded.
Be careful.
Differences.
Wow, folks... This is the major issue in the world. Differences, stereotypes, etc. So what if he's a guy and she's a girl? So what if she's older and he's younger? So what if he's darker-skinned and she's fair? Who the heck cares? Humans do.
It all comes down to the same thing.
Humans are hypocritical creatures that has more sides than one may think. We're more negative then positive. The only thing that keeps us going? Our love for God.
That isn't delusion. That's pure and real.
Can you hear the 'dings' now? Are they painful? It's okay, a bit of pain now and then doesn't hurt. If you're not, then thumbs up for you. You're ready for the next blog post.
Who I am?
One of many in this world.
...Wow, I sound like Dumbledore. Not good.
